Leave it to People magazine to treat the Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures as an opportunity to squeeze SamRo for dieting tips! Now the public knows what the butchy girlfriend of Lindsay looks like in her underwear, inquiring minds (er, that one lone deadline starved People magazine staffer) want to know: What’s Samantha Ronson’s Bikini Body Secret!!!

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The answer: Reaching for her pack of cigarettes and running to catch flights. Oooh, Oooh, I can do that one! 

“No gym—well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes! I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!” 

Samantha probably wonders what in God’s green Earth she’s doing with her life when nosy magazine staffers are asking about fitness regimen. Before we know it, SamRo will be sharing her “style secrets” and be included in those snappy woman magazine beauty round-ups.

Run Samantha! Run! (for once)

Photos: Dlisted.com, PR Photos

 

 

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