The genius blog Poli Tsk Tsk has invented a Sarah Palin name generator. For all of you out there who wonder (out of sheer horror) what you’d be called had you been spawned by America’s least favorite hockey mom.

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It’s a valid question. Sarah Palin names her children as if they were woodland creatures she captured on a Bridge to Nowhere nature hike: Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper?

Apple, Shiloh, and CoCo are better names than that! By the way, I was Ladel Torque Palin. Nice.

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