Say what you will about Victoria Beckham, but whenever I read a new quote or two of hers I almost always think: “What a funny lass!” She’s amazingly self-aware for one. She doesn’t delude herself into thinking she’s the Angelina Jolie of mass media, for example. Which, on first glance, you’d think she might.
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I know I’m not overtly sexy to men. I’m just not one of those women. I’m very in touch with my spiritual self in that way. I am a normal person and I make the best of what I’ve got. I’m not a six-foot model. I’m a girl who made the best of herself.”
Should be a mantra to us average-looking women everywhere. Who knew I’d be getting “Gurl Pow-ah” from the bronzy twig with fake tits who shares a bed with David Beckham?
Victoria Beckham also has some thinking-outside-the-box beauty secrets to share with the world.
Victoria, who has long battled problem skin, puts her new clear complexion down to a bizarre new beauty regime involving bird poo… she has been regularly indulging in £100 Geisha Facials, using a paste made from nightingale droppings, to combat acne she has suffered since her teens. A pal told Closer magazine: ‘When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials.
Huh. Who would’ve thunk. And you think you know somebody…
Photos: PR Photos
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