Whitney Port gets her own show
Thankfully, the most likable character of The Hills broke away from all those bubble-heads in La La Land and is heading to the Rotten Apple for a new reality show The City. Time to trade her BMW for the MTA, palm trees for piss-stained concrete, and a sea of blonds for messy-haired brunettes. Welcome, Whitney! It will take some adjusting but I have faith in you.
more photos after the hop…
The show is set to air next spring, and will chronicle Whitney’s albeit glamorous and charmed life as a Diane Von Furstenberg employee. I’m sure, somehow, a starting salary in the fashion industry will earn her a penthouse apartment on Fifth Ave., swank tables in all the most expensive eateries and bottle service at all the meatpacking district douche bag clubs.
Well, it is reality TV. No different than any other 23-year-old clawing her way up to the top. She’s also going to meet some hot actor guy who will play turn into her love interest.
The press release for The City is quoted as saying:
In a city full of people with their own agendas, Whitney will have to quickly decide who she can trust and who to stay away from.”
I wonder if they’ve started casting yet. I’d be a shoe in for a fashionista monster who makes Whitney’s life a living hell. Give me the designer wardrobe and I’ll light up that silver screen with my maniacal ways! I’m going to get right on that.
Photos: PR Photos
One Response to “Whitney Port gets her own show”
We'd love to hear your comment but please don't spam, we reserve the right to delete anything which is inappropriate
[...] never have a chance with in real life, all day long. She was also was a bit sour grapes about Whitney Port’s newest gig The City. She isn’t convinced Ms. Port won’t fall victim to alleged sluttery now that [...]