Alex Rodriguez will not be spending Thanksgiving with his family in Miami this year. Instead he’ll be shacking up with his new keeper, Madonna, eating holy food in New York City. His ex-wife Cynthia in none too happy about this decision. She’s been e-mailing her friends saying awesome things like:
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My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna . . . She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!” as reported by Page Six.
A-Rod’s new status as Madonna’s loyal lap dog was sealed when a source claimed he “likes a woman with a strong hand. He likes to be told what to do. He’s a bit of a cypher.”
Strong hand, indeed! My bets would be an Madonna if the two arm wrestled. Six-three, 220 pounds has got nothing on those guns!
Alex is hosting a Thanksgiving celebration for Madonna, her manager, and kids in his Manhattan apartment. Ugh. Can you imagine Thanksgiving with freaking Madonna and all her food hang-ups? Does the Kabbalah brand churn out turkey, stuffing, and gravy? We all know nothing touches her and her kids’ lips unless it’s washed in Kabbalah water.
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