Angelina Jolie is not pregnant, her rep told usmagazine.com. All those fishy rumors declaring she proclaimed her knocked-up status in a London restaurant are just the overactive imaginations of The Brangeloonies. Sadly, the Pitt-Jolie clan are still receiving applications and haven’t officially hired another child yet.
The public got excited when Brad Pitt told Oprah last week that he and Baby Crazy Jolie will most likely expand on their clan until they’ve reached a fire code capacity and the government shuts down her vagina.
No, he didn’t say that, but he did get all starry-eyed and said, yes, they plan for more. Don’t you worry, Brangeloonies—the Holy Couple will make a decision and bring more kidlets on board.
Sit tight.
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