Amy Winehouse’s beloved Blake Fielder-Civil is still in rehab and suffering through a pretty mean case of the crack shakes—he texted Amy last week “begging” her to bring him some crack. No word on whether or not she did, but her erratic stumbling through the streets of London in nothing but a mesh top and cut-off shorts, mouthing off, and carrying a bottle of vodka may have been a fancy outing looking for some junk.
Awe-stricken onlookers asked for Amy’s crackature (a crack-infested signature) and instead of signing her own name wrote his. So now a bunch of disappointed Londoners are walking around with “Blaaaaaaaaake” written on scraps of paper.
Oh, Amy. Keep it up. You make our job very easy.
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[...] He said Amy was just a happy little pothead before he had her inhaling the rock fumes. He’s also “addicted to Amy” most of all, and if anything horrible happens he’s going to off himself. Ugh. Good to see we’re all playing with a full deck here, and this is a fantastic way to extend your rehab stay, Blaaake. Does this mean Amy’s no longer your personal drug pigeon? [...]