For the December issue of Elle, Carrie Underwood set the record straight about Tony Romo (he doesn’t call her) and Michael Phelps (they never dated). Memo to Carrie: you are NO fun, c’mon! Keep the vagueness. Smile coyly in that nosy reporter’s face and say “I don’t talk about my personal life.” Help promote your newest tour—it’s done wonders for Madonna. Trust.

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more photos after the deny, deny, deny…

Anyway, the walking yawn of a singer had this to say about Tony Romo calling her and how she “didn’t pick up sometimes”

It was just something that was said in passing, and I would never mean to say anything to hurt anybody or to stir up anything, because I’m just not about drama. At all. I might be mad too if somebody said my boyfriend was calling some other girl. So I can definitely see where she [Jessica Simpson] would be coming from. But I haven’t talked to him since, like, May.”

And about how she reportedly dated Michael Phelps? Yeah, nobody wants to date poor Michael Phelps:

I swear on everything, on my job, on my house, my dog…That’s how serious I am. It’s all just a lie. Anytime any [media source] ever says ‘a friend said,’ or ‘a close’ whatever – no, they didn’t! It’s just made up. None of my friends would say anything. Ever. About anything!”

That’s what you think, Carrie. The sooner you realize that all your bright, shiny, new L.A. friends will sell you out for a free bar tab, and $30 cash from a reporter from InTouch Weekly the better off you’ll be.

Photos: PR Photos

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