Did Paris Hilton steal Benji Madden away from Sophie Monk? For all of you mathematicians out there the answer in an unequivocal ”yes.” Recently, Paris told Australia’s Sunday Telegraph that she and Benji “fell in love” (heh) shortly after her BFF Nicole Ritchie gave birth on January 11th, and the two have basically been bumping uglies ever.

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Sophie Monk’s publicist didn’t announce until Feb. 12th that she and Benji had split. I smell an overlap!

Ever since Harlow was born I was over playing with her and visiting Nicole and Joel - and we just fell in love right away…we’ve been friends for seven years and he said he always had a big crush on me and when I finally became single it was great that we got together - it was the best.’

Awwww, doesn’t that just warm your coal heart? We all know Paris Hilton is a Grade-A+++ Sluttina and takes great pleasure from stealing away boyfriends, but how in God’s green earth does Benji Madden consistently score such hot women? Uncle Fester must have the personality to kill all eyesight. He should write a book. Seriously. Write a book, Benji and include whatever logic-defying, cornia-melting potion you slip in their drinks.

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