Jodie Sweeten, aka Stephanie Tanner, is slated to pen a salacious memoir about her days addicted to crystal meth. How rude! The Full House alumni, was addicted to crystal meth for two years, because she says she was “unemployed and bored” and hit rock bottom with a three-day bender that led her to Promises treatment center in 2005.

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Now little Stephy Tanner is married with a baby. Awww. Stephanie Tanner to hell and back. Sort of a low rent Drew Barrymore. But with just as much money. Those Full House kids are cash money. The book will be published by Simon & Schuster’s Simon Spotlight, the publisher of other classy titles like Chelsea Handler’s hilarious: Are You There, Vokda? It’s Me Chelsea.

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