Things are getting increasingly serious between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. The two dined with Jennifer’s Dad, John Aniston, and his wife, Sherry Rooney, at Beverly Hills’ Polo Club yesterday.

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Star has a hilarious account of the Meet The Parents-esque meal, and boy would I sacrifice a paycheck to have been a napkin on that table (the one attached to the unused silverware set, of course). Here are a few highlights. John Mayer was acting like his usual douch-ey self. Trying very hard to be the affable comedian.

His nerves showed when Jen hit the powder room. John charmingly asked the table: “How am I doing?” Then cracked, “I am a wreck.” Everyone laughed and Jen’s stepmom, whom Jen referred to as “mom” throughout dinner, said, “Should we get our score cards out? Like on Dancing With the Stars?” John replied: “Exactly. It feels like Dancing with the Stars.”

He was also super-polite and super-classy when the source added that he was “texting” under the table for most of the meal.

Nice, John. Real nice. Great way to impress your girlfriend’s parents!

Would you forgive your recently rekindled boyfriend if he text-messaged during a meal with your parents?

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