Justin Long and Tila Tequila enjoyed a rather intimate make out session on Halloween. Spooky! Didn’t see that one coming! We’ve got 100% whitebread with 100% slut. What’s next? Aubrey O’Day and Daniel Radcliffe? Don’t answer that.

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Justin Long made it into mainstream media gossip sites earlier this year for dating Drew Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst. He’s feeling a little cold and unloved out of the paparazzi’s glare, so he naturally scooped up the lowest hanging fruit on the party circuit—Tila Tequila! As if the information that the two did the freaky times wasn’t icky enough, the spy for Page Six had to go and elaborate:

the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww.”

Eww, indeed. Here’s my second question: Who was this spy and how were they close enough to hear Justin Long’s breathy demands?

Don’t answer that.

Photos: PR Photos

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