Leonardo DiCaprio recently made legions of men vomit when he said he was a “slow starter” with women. Yeah, the guy doesn’t have too much luck. Poor Leo. When will he get it together and score some quality women? Gisele Bundchen, Helena Christensen, and Bar Refaeli are the bottom feeders of the world. Jeez, Leo. Don’t be so insecure.

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I’ve always been a slow starter. My first date was with a girl called Cessi. We had a beautiful relationship over the phone all summer and then when we met I couldn’t look her in the eye.

Hm. Well, you know, I almost believe him. Leonardo DiCaprio looked like he was twelve until he hit 30, so maybe he really is like a fine wine—let age and then date the supermodels.

Or he’s just a windbag. You decide.

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