Lindsay Lohan called Obama our “first colored president” when interviewed by Maria Menounos for Access Hollywood. When Maria asked her thoughts on the election, Lindsay was suddenly transported to the deep south at the turn of the century. Yup, it was all hair extensions and white trash roots when she said: “It’s an amazing feeling. It’s our first, you know, colored president.”

Oh, Lindsay! Whenever you get your eyes above water, you turn the faucet on again and screw it all up. Thanks for the laughs, LiLo. Thanks for the laughs. I just love how Maria maintains the frozen Miss America grin the entire time. You know as soon as the camera stopped rolling she was texting to her friends : “OMG LiLo said colord prez! LMAO!!!”