Megan Fox says Zac Efron is her celebrity Crush and the two are actually the same person; Megan got a little tipsy (HA!) at the GQ Men of the Year awards and drunkenly told a reporter. Nice! She hasn’t even been a star for 2 years and is already spewing crazy. This just means we have a lot to look forward to with Megan Fox. Keep drinking and blabbing Megan. We’ll be certain to type it all out the next morning. Promise.

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Anyway, this was what Megan told Page Six:

I’m obsessed with him [Zac Efron]. What you don’t know is that Zac and I are the same person . . . it’s like Janet and Michael [Jackson], we are the same person.”

Hm. It’s time to start drinking water and calling a cab when you compare yourself to Zac Efron, and make weird jokes about Michael and Janet Jackson being the same person. That’s when you know the night has taken a dangerous turn. Unfortunately (unlike when we hit the open bar), Megan is sorta, kinda famous and her champagne-infested drivel makes the papers the next day. Whoops. She probably woke up and dumped out her mini-bar proclaiming, “I will never drink again!”

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