Paris Hilton is back to her sleazy ways again. She broke up with Benji Madden less than a week ago and hit up the clubs in latex over the weekend.  And it was to host a VIP event for the Pussycat Dolls! But what she says is in an interview is even funnier than how she looks…

More pictures after dinner….

Paris tells E! Online that:

“I’m really great. I’m really happy,” she said before giving the Dolls a sexy introduction in her naughty cop costume. “I’m in the best place of my life.”

She goes on to say:

“I’m having my whole family over, and we’re going to cook dinner at my house,” the newly domesticated heiress said, adding that yams with marshmallows is her favorite dish and she’ll be making a “big turkey.”

Riiiiight on both accounts.  You know she isn’t cooking and that she isn’t fine.  She hired someone to cook and she’d love nothing better than to stuff the Madden brother.

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