Pink recently told Access Hollywood about her last drunken Thanksgiving dinner. It was a very wholesome and pure celebration—climaxing with three empty bottles of Patron tequila before noon, sweet potatoes on her father-in-law’s head, a bedroom on fire, and trip to the ER for stitches. Awwww. This is why we all look forward to the holidays. It’s a time for family’s to relish in their moments together.

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She puts it very eloquently right here. This inspiring tale should be on the inside of a Hallmark card. Or the lyrics to a country song. You decide.

We decided between six of us to drink three bottles of Patron before 11am, and when somebody was saying grace, I decided that the sweet potatoes should be on my father-in-law’s head, so I dumped the bowl on his head. I ended up in the pool, and I almost had a heart attack and then I was chopping ice and I cut my hand open, had to go to the ER but I couldn’t feel a thing; it was fascinating actually – when you’re that drunk and you can just watch the stitches happening. And then I set my bedroom on fire because we (Pink and ex-husband Carey Hart) went upstairs to have a quickie (sex) and I left a cigarette in the oven mitt.”

Happy early Thanksgiving!

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