Scarlett Johansson told December’s Allure she doesn’t know why Lindsay Lohan tried to start a catfight with her a little over 2 years ago. In 2006, Linday Lohan wrote “Scarlett is a cunt” on the wall of New York City bar, The Dark Room.

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I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times. I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar—I mean, shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?”

Yeah, no worries Scarlett. LiLo probably just got a bad batch of the white stuff that evening and inbetween lines decided to take her aggression out on the first celebrity to pop into her mind. She probably opened an Us Weekly, pointed, and her coke nail landed on you. Could’ve been anyone.

Scarlett refused to tell the writer how she and Ryan Reynolds met, saying it was “private” (translation: millionaire match-making services amongst their publicists) and it was “flattering” Katy Perry wrote her bi-curious song “I Kissed A Girl” after her. Alas, her “lips are taken.”

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