Terri Seymour hit the $9 million cash cow when she dumped Simon Cowell. MSNBC reported that after Terri called to give Simon his walking papers, he rewarded her with $5 million dollars to buy a new mansion and another $4.6 million for clothing, food, and manicure money.

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more photos after the million dollar good-bye…

That’s a hell of a paycheck for wanting marriage and babies! How come that never happens to me when I drop the “M” and “B” words when dating someone?

According to Life and Style magazine (wow, they’re racking up the quotes today) Simon has a wonderful mix of insecure arrogance. What’s to hate? You go do your little Idol and X-Factor shows, give Terri the car keys and credit cards, find out when she’s ovulating, knock her up and viola!

According to the magazine, Seymour wanted to marry and start a family, whereas Cowell recently said, “I don’t want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me.”

What’s to hate? You go do your little Idol and X-Factor programs, give Terri the car keys and credit cards, find out when she’s ovulating, knock her up and viola! Perfect marriage. You just need to be present for Christmas and of course, buy all the presents for Christmas.

Photos: PR Photos, DailyMail UK

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