Amy Winehouse’s latest romantic interest in none other than Santa Claus at the St. Lucia resort where she’s been vacationing. Amy and Santa (some guy named “Matt”) have been gross and cutesy-wutesy with one another all over the place.

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more Santa love after the hop…

The Sun reported:

He seems to be really easy going and funny, which Amy loves. She seems smitten. She slopes off with him whenever she can and they have been inseparable since meeting. They are about the same age and from what everyone has seen there is no doubt they have hit it off. Amy follows him around like an elf.

Like an elf. Ha. Amy Winehouse has been called lots of things but “elf” is a new one. I also love the choice of word “slope.” Makes me think of ski slopes. Ski slopes, on white, powdery-like substances. Snow.

Why am I so cynical. I’m sure they just sit around and discuss the importance of Nietszche. With numb mouths.

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