Audrina Partrdige took to her blog to blast Lauren Conrad for acting “like a child” and Justin Bobby for being, well, Justin Bobby! Earlier this fall, a rumor circulated that Lauren Conrad and Justin Bobby got it on behind Audrina’s back. While the public felt a wave of nausea, Lauren and Justin Bobby did little to squash the little whisper (ed note: for Hills ratings, duh!).

more nasty backstabbing after the hop…

Not surprisingly, Audrina had some things to say. Surprisingly, she can string a sentence together! I thought for sure Audrina had a 2nd grade education.

I didn’t ask to be informed, falsely or otherwise, that my “best friend” and my “boyfriend” were involved in some carnal activity. It was very disturbing to have a rumor, that could have easily been killed, thrown in my face over and over again.

I just want to put it on record that never did I EVER call Lauren a “slut,” “bad friend,” “shady person,” etc… I simply asked her a question and that’s how she interpreted it. I didn’t go around town running my mouth either. I confided in Heidi because she knows how Lauren works and when Lauren hung up on me and was acting like a child, I obviously thought the worst. I do always find it interesting to watch the episodes and see what senseless gossip people come up with!” via audrinapartridge.com

Bottom line, Justin and Lauren treating me like I wasn’t worthy of an explanation was almost worse than the rumor itself, and it only got worse the harder I tried to get a genuine answer.” 

She confided in Heidi? Well, that was her first mistake! Well, no, her first mistake was rubbing her lady parts on that Justin Bobby thing. Any bar in the country could find a more suitable bedmate than that mess.

Anyway, our bets are that Lauren and Justin Bobby shared a torrid 5 minutes (that’s about all Justin Bobby is good for) in some closet. I just hope Lauren took an Ajax shower and visited the free clinic afterward.

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