Criss Angel only wants Holly Madison for his Christmas present. Awww, isn’t that sweet. Two lovers who have everything money can buy and money left over. Maybe Criss should have asked for more magical talent since his show is tanking!
More pictures after the poof!…
Criss and Holly are now a confirmed item. The two were celebrating birthdays this weekend and talked about Christmas too. This is what Criss tells People Magazine:
“I don’t want anything for Christmas,” Angel, 41, told PEOPLE. “I just want Holly, love, health and happiness, and I have all of those things.”
Gag! He definitely should have asked for more talent. Holly may disappear on him if he doesn’t rake in the dough to buy her what she’s used to Hugh Hefner buying her!
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Well, before Criss can marry again he first has to divorce his current wife. Unless Holly enjoys the polygamist lifestyle. Geez, what kind of desperate woman would propose to her already-married “friend with benefits”? And make him a paper ring to wear? It’s funny, but Criss says that he and Holly have something that money can’t buy. Well, when the money disappears then let’s just see if that ’something’ goes with it. If Holly is desperate for motherhood, then why not adopt? Or does she have her ego involved, that the kid must carry on her genetics. Is this someone that just wants to have a child for selfish reasons? Or is she really going to put the baby first. You know, at a recent photo shoot for BeLIEve, Criss was standing next to his own mother, but behind his back Holly was having a temper tantrum about it because she wanted to stand next to him for the photo. SO…Mom got rudely shoved out of the way because Holly wanted to stand there. I don’t know about you, but I think that anyone that does this to their potential mother-in-law is a selfish, self-centered, insecure ass who cares mostly about appearances (i.e., how THEY look to other people). And Criss is still an immature little boy on the inside. Not too long ago, he got into a fight in Vegas with a guy who was connected to the local mafia. Criss was egotistically yelling “Do you know who I am” [yes Criss, that's just great]. But then the other guy said “Well, do you know who I am.” Fight Over! Rule Number One, CA, Don’t mess with the mob. This is when Criss went into hiding for quite a while. You sure won’t read about THAT in the local papers, LOL…
Oops, I almost forgot. When the time comes that Holly passes away, do you know what will probably be etched on her tombstone to show the world the major contributions she’s made to future generations? And what a brilliant career she had? The etching will probably read: She Made A Chocolate VXXina.