Eva Mendes wants to appear naked with Morrisey for a PETA ad. Eva has posed nude for PETA in the past and would love to strip down with the celibate, homosexual Morrissey. The hot, Latina claims she’s had a crush on Morrissey for years. Good luck, Eva! This is one man you probably won’t get!

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She told Female First:

Whether Morrissey would want to get naked with me is another question. Maybe he could come up with something more creative than out-and-out nudity…When he sings it’s poetry in motion to me. It completely speaks to me. I love Morrissey, but I don’t think I’d want to marry him.”

Um. This is a good thing. Eva, sweetie, Morrissey would pen a whole new album of sad-sack songs if forced to marry a woman. Trust us. Unless it was a sexless marriage of thrift store shopping, crying to old movies and chain smoking in the dark. Morrissey would be a perfect mate for any of these activities.

Would you want to see Eva Mendes and Morrissey naked together on an ad?

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