Hugh Hefner’s teenage sons would like Playboy to feature classier models. The pair were recently interviewed about the Playboy empire and their relentless octogenarian father. Surprisingly, Cooper and Marston Hefner are somewhat more traditional than their notorious dad who’s currently dating girls barely old enough to drink.

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Marston Hefner, who clearly lacks the Hefner sexytime gene, probably disappointed his father in spades by saying:

“I’m not going to have multiple girlfriends—not at the same time,” 18-year-old Marston Hefner says in the January issue of Playboy  ”I can’t imagine that.” via UsWeekly

And then Cooper Hefner dug the dagger in just a wee bit deeper by adding:

“I definitely want to be involved with the company,” Cooper says. “If I were to take over the company or have a say in what’s going on, I’d want the girls to be presented more as they were in the pictorials back in the 1950s and 1960s -— kind of artsy, classy. I would like to bring back that retro-class feel.”‘

Maybe the tacky, horny Hefner gene skips a few generations and in the year 2100 the world will encounter another genetic variation of Hugh Hefner that will completely reinvent the futurastic porn industry. 

We can only hope.

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