News has recently surfaced that Jennifer Aniston wears plastic nipples—or Pokies as they’re called. Why? God, I always thought visible nipples were to be avoided, not exaggerated. Jennifer is an accomplished cougar, though. This must be one of her cub-attracting tactics. Good to know, good to know.

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more juice after the jump…

Showbiz Spy, quotes Star magazine as some random source saying Jennifer wears pokies underneath a tight top because it makes the most of her “assets.”

Color us cynical, but I think every living, breathing organism on Planet Earth is aware of what Jennifer Aniston looks like naked, and in various positions, so why even carry on with these silly charades?

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