Lindsay Lohan ranted on her MySpace page about how much Facebook sucks and how she and Samantha Ronson are NOT breaking up. Lindsay is peeved that Facebook deleted her account because they thought La Lohan (with a made-up name) was a “fake.” Ha ha. The geniuses at Facebook don’t like the little Lohan either! I’m sure they knew it was her. This is what she said:

more ranting and raving after the hop…

i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and “log in” name in, a red sentence came up saying.. 

Account Disabled

Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.  here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE “FAKE” OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just “disable” my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn’t even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn’t want everyone on facebook to know it was me.” via JustJared.com

Yeah, Lindsay went on for much LONGER about her supreme mistreatment by the Facebook Gods. But before signing off and returning to her unemployed life of country-hopping with Samantha Ronson, she added in the 100% carrot gold nugget for all of us on the Lindsay and Samantha-watch.

oy vey! rumors.. 

just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.

samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
:)

I love how she had to add in that (me) after her own name. I actually love how she’s referring to herself in the third person now. Maybe Samantha has allowed Lindsay to venture out and score some dudes while she’s amusing herself with her records. She must’ve done something to quell her thirst for men.

More pictures of Lindsay Lohan:

Lindsay Lohan Is NOT a Lesbian, Got That?