Madonna has a brand new model boyfriend in Brazil. Madonna and model Jesus Luz shot a W magazine spread together at the Hotel Gloria in Rio de Janeiro and became fast friends. Madge sure does love her Latin lov-ahs, huh?
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Page Six is reporting that Brazilian news outlets are declaring the two, ficando - which is a Portuguese expression meaning the two are having lots of sexytimes but without “any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”
This is good, seeing as her and Alex Rodriguez are going house hunting and adopting children together in 2009. (insert joke here)
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[...] Madonna found what she wants for Christmas. A new Brazilian boy toy named Jesus. Sure, why not, it is that time of year after all. Anything Hollywood [...]
[...] Adoro os termos usados pelos veículos gringos para o affair de Madonna com o modelo teen Jesus Luz. “Brazilian boy toy”, “They are ficando”… Latin lov-ahs… [...]
Madonna should be called Chewdonna because a tiger could chew Madonna’s head off and Madonna is going to have her head chainsawed off after the end of her life because her hairdo is an eyesore when its shorter and flatter.
Billboard magazine was stuck in 1985 when number one hits were charted for Madonna after 1990 like Ringo Starr’s hairdo on the Beatles Anthology in 1995. Madonna’s body wasn’t meant to be a female in mind.
Madonna would be less of an eyesore if she was headless than when her hairdo was shorter and flatter.