Nicole Richie told Benji Madden he can do better than Paris Hilton. Oh, snap! After the break-up, Paris has been whoring around crying crocodile tears about the split from Benji. Nicole, for one, doesn’t buy it, and is getting protective of her baby daddy’s twin brother.

more acid-tongued quips after the hop…

[Nicole] is thrilled that she’s gone. She never thought Paris was ever really into Benji, and she may be right! Four days after dumping the Good Charlotte rocker, the hotel heiress was seen sneaking into L.A.’s Koi restaurant for a quiet dinner with her Greek shipping heir ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos! She was trying to fly below the radar and left alone about 30 minutes later. Nicole is telling Benji that he “deserves better.” via Star.

Honestly, it was a bit creepy when the notorious frenemies latched onto those Madden twins and started babbling about a joint wedding. Remember that gag-inducing rumor? I’m sure the mere whiff of it had every tabloid frothing at the mouth, but it just isn’t in Paris Hilton’s nature to be monogamous. At least it’s something in these tumultuous times we can count on. 

We’ll always have Paris.

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