Paris Hilton wants to play Tinkerbell in the upcoming Disney movie “Tinkerbell.” In Disney’s latest, the fairy tries her hand at being a human being. Huh? I don’t even know where to begin. Tinkerbell as a woman and Paris as an actress? Ugh. Where’s my vintage copy of Snow White? I need the 7 dwarves to wash it all away.

12 4 08 paris front

more jaw-dropping news after the hop…

Even more disturbing? The misguided Disney heads don’t think this is such bad idea. An insider told Page Six:

Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president. Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential.”

Make it stop! On second thought, I don’t know why everyone should be so shocked. Disney’s got a soft spot for celebutards in training who take their clothes off. Why stop the fun now?

Would you watch a movie with Paris Hilton as the lead role?

Photos: PR Photos

share save 171 16