Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are having a very hard time selling pictures of Bronx Mowgli to the tabloids. It’s hard to believe, but none of the biggie magazines are interested in shelling out a six-figure plus sum for the Pete-Ashlee hybrid.

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more failed baby photo selling news after the hop…

Page Six reported today:

Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

This is precisely what bugs me about the Simpson ladies. Why must every life event turn into an USWeekly/People/OK!/InTouch exclusive complete with schmoopy PR-induced interview? 

Maybe if they bait OK! (they seem the trashiest out of the biggies) with snapshots of Bronx with flat-ironed black hair, eyeliner, in faux-goth baby booties from Hot Topic, they’ll bite. These two arteests need to think outside the box and make their baby pictures unique. Just like them (HA!).

Are you curious about Bronx or could you care less?

More Ashlee/Pete/Bronx news

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Pete Wentz Admits Bronx Was A Mistake. Whoops.

Photos: PR Photos

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