Pete Wentz got all kinds of graphic on The Howard Stern show and waxed poetic about his amazing sex life with Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee just popped one out, so Pete’s giving her a break. Of sorts. Wentz added sleazily that they do “other fun stuff” leaving it up to the listener’s grossed out imagination to fathom what that might be. Don’t do it!

more juice after the jump…

He told Howard Stern via USWeekly:

We have an amazing sex life. We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we’d probably be doing it in the green room right now. 

He also blabbed about their first time and her lap dancing ability:

It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in the mirrors, [thinking], ‘Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!’” Wentz told Stern that Simpson also “loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance.” She wears thongs and “sexy clothes.”

I know you were just aching for a Pete and Ashlee sexytime mental picture, and now I gave all sorts of wonderful visuals to go along with it. Thank me later.

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