Scarlett Johansson’s snot rag tissue sold for $5, 300 on ebay. Thankfully, Scarlett’s used tissue money is going to a charity, USA Harvest, dedicated to curing world hunger. Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to think about what this anonymous person is doing with that snot rag right now. Ewwwww.
Well, at least a mucus-filled Kleenex will, hopefully, help feed some unfortunate souls that are so poor they probably have to sneeze in their hands. The tissue was donated last week after she appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and complained of an ailment passed to her by Samual L. Jackson. Wow. So this anonymous person has not only Scarlett’s germs, but perhaps particles of Samual L. Jackson’s too.
On second thought, over $5,000 is a steal!
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Does Jay Leno make you think of regulatory signs? He should be called Regulatory Leno.
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