Tila Tequila recently told reporters she wants to adopt a son. It looks like Tila is the latest to be infected with Hollywood babycitus. At a book signing, for her self-help masterpiece Hooking Up With Tila Tequila, she made jaws drop by blabbing about motherhood, making a billion dollars and moving to an isolated island (what’s stopping you, Tila!).

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Sometimes I think, like, let’s just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing,” she said. “But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything.” via UsWeekly

Tila focusing on her own vanity and bank account (two things she’s wonderful at) is probably the best bet. What our little pint-sized bisexual got while standing in the self promotion line, somehow never transfered over to being maternal.

I had a dog, but I had to give him to [my] best friend, because he did not like to travel at all. And I don’t like little Chihuahuas or poodles or those little dogs those girls carry around. I like bigger dogs, and they get too big for me, because I’m small, so I can’t walk them or anything.”

Yeah, you probably wouldn’t want to hand over your son to a sympathetic friend. Let’s stick to the reality shows and bikinis, Tila.

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