Usmagazine.com had their annual star astrological predictions today. They tapped “star astrologist” (some chick typing birthdates into an online astrology site) Audra Wright who had all sorts of sweeping predictions for all our best tabloid friends.

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Let’s start with John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston. Audra says this is a “a very deep and passionate love affair.” (HA) She says John and Jennifer‘s charts are so compatible that he’d be a fool not to commit. You hear that John? Audra says he’ll have “a hard time finding that kind of love again.” Yes, because it’s just insanely difficult for John Mayer to get women.

She thinks Angelina and Brad will adopt another kid in the summer but a wedding could be far off. They’re waiting for California’s Prop 8 mess to get settled and Audra’s astrological predictions apparently bleed over into politics too. She says the stars aren’t looking too bright for gay marriage. 

Paula Abdul is “here to stay” Brad Pitt will get an Oscar nomination and Miley Cyrus will score a plum Hollywood box office role.

Do you buy this astrological mumbo jumbo?

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