Audrina Patridge and Kim Kardashian listed their New Year’s resolutions on their websites. Not surprisingly, Kim’s were 100% superficial, while surprisingly, Audrina had some headier goals. Huh. Who would’ve thunk? 

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Audrina’s New Year’s goals:

1. Be more punctual.
2. Make more time for myself.
3. Read at least one new book a month.
4. Learn a foreign language (I hear the best way to do so is by submerging yourself entirely and definitely getting Rosetta Stone! haha). Last but certainly not least, my fifth and most important resolution is to visit three of the seven continents and contribute in a charitable way. I’ve been doing a lot of charity this holiday season and seeing children smile is addictive. : )

Awwwww. And this was Kim’s contribution to the world in 2009:

Last year I vowed to not eat sweets, and I definitely cut down! I couldn’t stick to it 100%, though! I love junk food! This year my new year’s resolution is to stay in the gym, get super toned and just to be in the best shape of my life!

Yup, she better get to the gym and maintain her body. The world will very, very, very quickly lose interest in Kim Kardashian if her looks go.

Do you think Kim has any redeeming qualities other than her booty?

Photos: PR Photos, audrina.com