Gwyneth Paltrow buys Madonna some adult toys as a pick me up gift. Yeah, nothing says feel better soon with these plastic toys since you are so controlling you’ll be alone forever.  Ha!  Is that something true friends really do or is it a little bit creepy?  I’m thinking creepy…

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…but then, maybe I’m just not a very good friend.  I’ve never bought sex toys and sent them to a friend.  Gwyneth also did this according to the China Daily:

Gwyneth Paltrow has bought Madonna racy underwear and sex toys from luxury lingerie brand Agent Provocateur. The ‘Iron Man’ actress is desperate to cheer up her close friend – who announced she was divorcing Guy Ritchie, her husband of almost eight years, in October – and decided the X-rated gifts would be perfect.

Maybe Gwyneth sent her the undies in the bid to get a new man?  Wait…I thought she was helping Madonna to stay WITH Guy Ritchie?  I don’t think Gwyneth can keep her story straight.  She better go detox her brain!

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