Spies are reporting that Jennifer Aniston was seen with a “tall, dark, handsome” mystery man last night. And it wasn’t John Mayer. The mystery man was “holding her tight” and shielded her from the throng of onlookers. Oh, snap! Has Jennifer replaced John Mayer? I thought just yesterday he was designing his own engagement ring for her?

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more photos after the fling…

But before any of you at home get excited that Jennifer may have finally met someone better than the notorious commitment-phobe that is John Mayer. E!’s Ted Casablanca thinks he may bat for the, uh, other team—if you will.

Oh, but there’s one sour note: Even though I’m told this hunk is, again, not one of Jen’s myriad gay chums (she is, after all, one of the biggest fag hags in town, let’s face it), the stud was wearing some makeup. Jeez. Is that what Jen tells them all to do now, since it’s a damn given their pics will be up faster than Angie flirts with the gals these days?

Wow. So Jen went from Brad Pitt, to Vince Vaughn to John Mayer, to a mystery man who wears makeup. Nice progression.

Photos: Fame Pictures

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