Kate Moss has everyone wondering if she’s pregnant after some recent bloat while on vacation. Sigh. Can’t a professionally air-brushed supermodel have a beer and cheesesteak (or seven) without everyone wondering if she’s got a fetus in the oven?

more photos after the knock-up…

The Daily Mail have schizophrenic reports. One day they said Kate looks God awful and fat (MUST BE KNOCKED UP!), but was drinking and smoking cigarettes (oh, that Kate!). The next news story said she gave her nanny double the Christmas bonus (about 2,000 big ones—doesn’t that seem measely?) saying she’ll have “double the work” for her soon, but she’s “detoxing” in Thailand before trying again.

Our heads are spinning. But on a side note—her boyfriend carrying on open bottle of champagne on the street is a nice touch. Alas, he’s no match for the mighty Petey Doherty.

Do  you think Kate Moss is preggers?