Lily Allen opens up for the February issue of Gay Times and talks about her lesbian threeways and cat fight with gossip blogger Perez Hilton. We’d expect nothing less from Lily. She seems to get a sick pleasure from shocking the press—but she may have actually outdone herself this time. Actually, no, we take that back. Her cocaine admission was probably the ceiling.

more photos after the foot-in-mouth…

Anyway, she delighted Gay Times editors by saying this:

“I did once snog these identical twins in San Diego. I was on the sofa and I had both them both, I was dancing and shoving my arse on one of them and one on my front bottom. That’s the only time, but I do have wet dreams – lesbian dreams – quite alot”

Wow. I wonder if they were lesbian twins? She also admits to being self-loathing saying she’s “full of hatred” saying “I I still smoke and eat a lot…I’m quite stressed out at the moment…I never craved alcohol, I just drank out of boredom. I go to see my shrink once a week.”

She also isn’t a fan of Perez Hilton. He will be none too happy about this quote:

“When he’s happy he’s good and when he’s sad about himself he’s really horrible – about everyone. He’s a woman hater but I think that’s something to do with his own self loathing.
I find him quite annoying…as a gay man you should be championing young girls that are going out there and doing their own thing and not slamming them for owning their sexuality and calling them sluts.”

Oh, lovely Lily. You best not even log onto the Internet if you’re sensitive to bloggers and their musings on your dicey choices—especially if you conduct interviews like these!