Lindsay Lohan recently told Interview magazine she regrets the “mess” she made in her life because she isn’t offered the same fantastic roles like other actresses her age.. Lindsay says she “never went to college” so the public was privvy to her stupid adolescence and it was really only “6 months” out of her life, anyway.

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more photos after the mess…

A few choice segments from Interview:

“What hurts me the most is that I work just as hard as any actress my age, like Scarlett Johansson, but I just don’t get the opportunities that they get because people are so distracted by the mess I created in my life…and the worst part is, in terms of what people see of me, I have become this girl who just loves to be photographed, doesn’t know how to focus, doesn’t know how to work on set, just loves the attention, knows how to go out at night, knows how to party…

We suspect she’s talking about cocaine…and we suspect she’s talking about her very classy father Michael Lohan doing cocaine—but that’s just our guess.

I didn’t even try everything” during her wildest phase. I was too afraid. The one thing I tried was the wrong thing. And maybe it was just because I’d seen someone else in my family do it — not my mother. But, I don’t know, it really… It sucks.”

Wait—so Michael Lohan was blowing lines in front of his children? Jesus. It’s a miracle Lindsay turned out as well adjusted as she did…

Photos: PR Photos

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