Hugh Hefner finally decided on a third fake-titted blond to add to his harem—22-year-old Crystal Harris. Crystal is a San Deigo State University psychology student (why is it always the psychology students who are loonier than a nutso bin?). Crystal is a “good girl” (aka MANIPULATIVE ON THE DOWNLOW) who has a saccharine pink MySpace page and over 23,000 “friends.”

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She lists “the rain, the seasons, fast cars, good food, volunteering, great company, caring and honest people, the ocean and animals” as her “interests” on her MySpace page. Fast cars?!

Crystal hasn’t posed for Playboy (yet) but there are tons of generic, lingirie-clad photos of her on MySpace. That will have to quench your thirst for now. Alas, she looks like just about every other of Hef’s ladies so the absense of her nipples is really no loss.

p.s. somebody should tell her the fake tan and white blonde hair age her by about 15 years.