The New Kids On The Block are planning to perform on a three-day cruise this May. Yes, that’s right—Joey, Jordan, Jon, Donnie and Danny will be singing “Forever Your Girl” and “Step By Step” while families in their vacation-wear eat from buffets and order margaritas.

more photos after the pina colada…

The cruise is slated for May 15-18, starting at Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and travel down into the Caribbean. The New Kids On The Block will also take part in the ubiquitous “meet and greet.” Yeah. We know. This is so lame and The New Kids are probably weeping over the days they were selling out stadiums, and not retirement era cruises. However, poor, delusional Joey had this to say:

“We’re gonna perform on a ship, on a cruise. John Mayer has done these things before; our manager tells us this is not a cheesy thing. It’s not a step back.”

Hurry and buy your tickets! (heh)

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