The New Kids On The Block are planning to perform on a three-day cruise this May. Yes, that’s right—Joey, Jordan, Jon, Donnie and Danny will be singing “Forever Your Girl” and “Step By Step” while families in their vacation-wear eat from buffets and order margaritas.

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more photos after the pina colada…

Howie Mandel, the host of Deal Or No Deal, was hospitalized for an irregular hearbeat on Monday. There aren’t a whole lot of details other than he was shooting his new show, Howdie Do It, and he didn’t have a heart attack.

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more photos after the not heart attack…

Miley Cyrus is working on her first tattoo. The tween beauty has been drawing designs and you’ll never guess what I mean who it has in it.  Do you think Miley’s parents would really let her get a tattoo this young?

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More pictures after the ink….

Of course, the tattoo is a heart and has her current boyfriend – Justin Gaston’s initial in it.  But it sounds like the design was the easy part.  From Ace Showbiz:

Jennifer Love Hewitt now has a creepy stalker. And a matching restraining order to keep him away from her, her work, her mother and her ex-fiance, Ross McCall Jennifer’s stalker has been following her, literally, for two years now and seems way creepier than Jennifer Garner’s.

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More pictures after the restraining order…

Mariska Hargitay’s lung collapsed so she missed the Golden Globe awards. That’s going a little extreme to get out of a boring awards show, don’t ya think?  Seriously, the actress has been having lung troubles since Christmas, when it collapsed the first time.

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The actress was supposedly sledding when it happened this time.  From TMZ:

TMZ has learned Mariska Hargitay’s suffered a partially collapsed lung over the XMAS holiday and it collapsed again today.

Whitney Port’s new show started and she was so excited, she slipped out of her bikini top! Cameras caught the actress in Miami filming with a group of friends on the beach when her, um, nipple slipped out.  Wait?  I thought it was called The City because she had moved to New York to work in the fashion industry?

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More pictures after the nip slip…