Jessica Simpson is getting FAT!?! Lord a mighty, the girl must be eating what Lindsay Lohan is tossing out, in addition to her own food too.  The last time we saw Jessica, she didn’t look anywhere near as big as she does now!  What is going on?

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Jessica sang at a chili cookoff over the weekend.  Yeah, insert all of your jokes here.  She was not a judge.  Hollyscoop reports:

Brad Pitt was caught trying to smuggle a beer out of the SAG Awards. Who would’ve thought Brad would demonstrate such a rebellious streak? His growing litter of children must really bog him down and be causing great, great urges to ESCAPE. Or maybe he was bummed out because he lost the Best Actor award.

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A snitch told the New York Daily News:

Madonna spent last weekend with Alex Rodriguez at the Seinfeld home, but according to Page Six Madonna spent the majority of the time complaining about the leaked photos from one of her Hard Candy photos shoots. The photos weren’t used for the album because they weren’t very flattering, and in many of them Madonna shows her age.

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Page Six reported:

A snitch said, “Madonna called up the label screaming when the photos got out.”

Amy Winehouse is planning on flying back to London to reconcile with Blake. The Sun is reporting that she is not at all happy about the divorce papers he’s drafted, and wants to win him back officially. She plans to visit him in jail and beg to be taken back. Blake is not at all happy with her very, very public romps in the hay while on holiday in the Caribbean.

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