Paris Hilton will only invite you on her My BFF show if you have the right measurements. On Paris‘ application there’s a box where applicants must enter their waist size. Well then! No wonder Nicole Richie felt such immense pressure to slim down when they were best friends. Paris doesn’t like a fatty!

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Mischa Barton celebrated her 23rd birthday and ended up kissing some female at the Caviar Kaspia restaurant in Paris last night. There were a bunch of Barton’s friends including Dita Von Teese. Although, Barton was pictured locking lips with another female, I don’t make much out of something like this. They could be playing but it does look like she’s really enjoying herself though.

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Kim Kardashian modeled some funky new sunglasses. She has modeled some hot new things – clothes, shoes, bags – but these are a little weird.  I don’t see the fashion hotness of them.  All I think are of shades and robots and…keeping lasers from your eyes.  Do you get that vibe from Kim’s glasses?

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Kim has the pictures on her website and says this:

Geri Halliwell is engaged already. Already!  She’s only been with her Italian lover Fabrizio Politi for a month and he’s popped the big question.  Supposedly it happened while the two were vacationing – and caught in the act – on an exotic island paradise.

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Geri has quite a string of men in her past.  She’s never been married and only dated the father of her daughter Bluebell for a short period.  According to The Sun:

Shauna Sand and her young boytoy boyfriend sunbathing on some Miami beach. Shauna’s boyfriend has been hanging with Sand for a few months now. It makes me wonder why? First, she can easily pass as his mother. Second, she’s aging so fast for a 38-year old. Third, she can’t be loaded. What is Sand known for anyway?

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Playboy Centerfold, plastic surgeries and of course being Lorenzo Lamas’ ex-wife. Lamas and Sand have three daughters together.

Jenna Jameson is very pregnant. The former Queen of porn was getting very thin and people were worried about her health.  Now, being pregnant with twins, Jenna’s look has drastically changed.  D-R-A-S-T-I-C-A-L-L-Y changed.

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Jenna posted pictures on her Myspace website.  She – and camera whore Heidi Montag – were both at an MMA event over the weekend.  Heidi was rubbing Jenna’s belly for luck, I suppose.  But look at Jenna and GUESS when she is due.  Now, she is having twins….