Paris Hilton and George Clooney were seen getting super duper cozy at West Hollywood’s Whiskey Bar. Spies who gawked say Paris and George were oblivious to everyone else and “talked for ages.” Hm.

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more orange Paris after the hop…

One the one hand I want to say, just because you sit next to someone it doesn’t mean you’re inevitably bumping uglies. But on the other hand, Paris is a big whore and George Clooney likes his women young and dumb. So it’s possible. A definite possibility. But good Lord, what would you even talk about with Paris Hilton?

I threw in some pictures of Paris before she got a stylist and learned how to use self-tanner. Just a whiff of the old days.

Photos: PR Photos

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