Shauna Sand and her young boytoy boyfriend sunbathing on some Miami beach. Shauna’s boyfriend has been hanging with Sand for a few months now. It makes me wonder why? First, she can easily pass as his mother. Second, she’s aging so fast for a 38-year old. Third, she can’t be loaded. What is Sand known for anyway?

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Playboy Centerfold, plastic surgeries and of course being Lorenzo Lamas’ ex-wife. Lamas and Sand have three daughters together.

Dude must be needy for a motherly figure, you think? Ok, I am not a guy and I don’t fancy plastic Barbie wannabe. What is her weight? Probably about 100 pounds and you run a search on Sand… Playboy Centerfold… centerfold.. centerfold. Stop, I am sounding like a broken record. She’s about 5 feet 4 and with such a slim body with those huge breast implants – She looks awful. My guess is he either works for a daycare or he’s a gym instructor or perhaps he’s a lifeguard. Sand spends so much time sunbathing, she probably picked him up on some beach, you think? Just wondering where she hooked up with him that’s all.  He’s quite cute for what it’s worth. Ok, I am probably just jealous duh!

Gentlemen out there – Who has the hearts for Sand? I get enough replies, I close my mouth!

Look at those high heels that she’s wearing, can you even walk on the sand with them?? Or you dig into the sand.