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1. “Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.” – Sharon Stone

2. “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” – Rodney Dangerfield

3. “It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.” - George Burns

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4. “Ah, yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” – Robin Williams

5. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” – Billy Crystal

6. “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand!” – Woody Allen

7. “According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” -Robert De Niro

8. “Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.” – Steve Martin

9. “My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.” – Steve Jobs

10. “There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.” - Jerry Seinfield

Which one is your favorite quote among these ten for me it’s definitely the bisexual one.