Jessica Simpson declined a free gym membership for life this week. The poor singer and actress can’t leave the weight issue behind her.  Ha.  Behind her…get it?  In reality, I would like to see what the label inside her pants say, because I bet she is still under a size 10.

More pictures after the buffet line…

Yes, Jessica has been touring for a few months.  Who wouldn’t gain some weight if they ate out for every meal for weeks on end!  It’s a miracle she – and every other music star – don’t weigh 300 pounds.

From Fox News Pop Tarts:

It’s no secret that Jessica Simpson ’s weight has gone up and down considerably over the years, but now the starlet has no excuse for any more fluctuations. The songstress was offered a lifetime membership (complete with personal consultations with doctors and trainers) to L.A.’s swanky star-studded FBE Holistic Health & Fitness, valued at a cool $21,600 per year.

The center’s in-house doctor, Ken Best, already designed a program for Jessica which involves limiting “inflammatory” foods such as bread, gluten, cheese and alcohol and a strict ratio of protein to carbs that he says will enable her to shed around 10 lbs. in the first 10 days. She was also offered an unlimited run of detoxing equipment like the Infrared Sauna and Air Therapy Machine and was advised by Best to take a leaf out of Madonna’s buff-bod book and get on the Whole Body Vibration Machine (we hear Madge has the pricey little device in her private home.)

It goes on to say her eating habits have changed because he is in love and doesn’t care what people think besides Tony Romo.  Good for her!