Lauren Conrad’s first novel, L.A. Candy, is set to hit bookstores in June. Wait, wait. Hold up. Lauren Conrad wrote a book? Ugh. Wonder if she actually wrote it, and while they title it a novel, they really shouldn’t. You’ll never guess what it’s about…

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According to UsWeekly, L.A. Candy is a:

A fictional story about a 19-year-old girl named Jane Roberts who has not-so-subtle similarities to the author. Roberts can’t wait to start living it up,” the official book synopsis says. “She may be in L.A. for an internship, but Jane plans to play as hard as she works and has enlisted her BFF Scarlett to join in the fun.” In the novel, the two main characters are approached by a producer who wants them to be on a reality version of Sexy and the City.

Oh wow. Awesome way to think outside the box, LC. Hope you didn’t hurt yourself too hard in those gut-wrenching creative writing classes.